Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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