Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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