i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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