so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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