the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
