Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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