So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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