After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
God I need to hump something, right now.
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