Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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