Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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