I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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