I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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