Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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