Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I look better un-naked...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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