Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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