omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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