you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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