He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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