You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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