Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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