from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
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That's how twitter works, right?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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