But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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