it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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