Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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