Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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