And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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