That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Do plants get herpes?
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