So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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