why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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