these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
cat food counts as protein by the way
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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