i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
