it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Welp...herpes.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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