So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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