I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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