so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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