Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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