Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
im on a boat
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