I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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