God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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