I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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