Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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