I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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