the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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