FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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