Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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