how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize
