After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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