lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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