He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
