When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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