I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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